A cabbage a day and the doctor won't find your way....

... façon kale, poires et avocat sans tralalala

I am a stand-up chilli: a juicy, sexy, Eiffel Tower chilli. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best chilli, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass

Remoulade d'endives à la crème façon Tootsie Hoffman

Mutti: "They threw an apple at me"; Dad: "Well, melons were out of season"

 Salade de fenouils, pommes Gala et pignons de pin au pecorino et au poivre noir façon if you want a doctor I'll examine every inch of you

Would love to be with you and talk of all those things, of shoes and chips and wax, and cabbages and queers. And why my blood is boiling hot, and whether pigs like rings. Callooh, callay, no work that day. We'll eat cabbages and kings... oh, uhh, avocados and shrimps, and cheese and wine will be with us. That day will be warm and bright, a pleasant meal, a nice talk oh I'm so much looking forward to that sheer delight

 Salade de choux et de grenade au soja et à la coriandre façon Sara in Wonderland

The whale whispered in my ear: "Child in a 100 and some odd years, I'll ride someone who rocks like me, it'll make right what man made wrong to me...", then it asked the tiger "hey you, if you was me, to horsewhip men and roll as much as can be, would you pick a snake, a squid a carrot or a string?"

Salade de carottes à la moutarde ancienne façon Dijon on paradise

Never wanted anything but peace, tried, found it hard and many times encountered bliss and then never tried anything but bliss, found it, wanted it hard and many times encountered peace

 Salade de christophine infusée au poivre de Sichuan façon mélancolie

(Li) Now what was that? (Zi) That was a little cabbage. . .hahaha! (Li) Very little cabbage. (Zi) Just wanted the make the point that I've got cabbage. (Li) Alright--you've got what??? (Zi) Cabbage. (Li) That's cabbage? (Zi) That is cabbage. (Li) Oh . . . how nice. (Zi) Rice noodles and cabbage. (Li) "Rice noodles and cabbage!" --Hahahaha!

Salade de chou chinois et de vermicelles au coriandre façon ail ail ail

I keep on fallin' in and out a pumpkin in no stew, sometimes I blanch it, sometimes I eat it crude, sometimes I'm not in the mood, at times it is smoked, lovin it darlin, makes me so inspired I keep on fallin', in and out a pumpkin in no stew I never loved something the way that I'm lovin' it Oh Oh...

 Salade de courge et de poivrons façon les jardins de la rue de Rivoli